He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
When you only use mechanical pencils and they require a number 2 for a test
Biologists are jerks.
Our sense of humor is infectious.
This needs to go viral.
manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”
me: am I lying though?
manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired